From Joseph Font’s 2009 Bridal Collection
What’s that, beautiful bride? You can’t breathe ‘cause you’re suffocating on a big, lace disc and you feel uncomfortable ‘cause there’s a crab, bicycle, and some other weird crap on your head? We don’t want to hear it. Get back out in that aisle and look fierce.
From Alexis Mabille’s Spring Summer 2009 Collection
Women always seem to love weddings – all the soft, sentimental weeping as the bride walks down the aisle… the rush of excitement when the bouquet is thrown. But now – finally – something for the men to enjoy!
From Basil Soda’s Spring Summer 2009 Collection
This gown isn’t so much unwearable as it is potentially hazardous, since it looks like the model’s right leg has been twisted at an impossible angle to achieve this shot. We’re going with the assumption that the designer got so angry when he realized his name was Basil Soda that he actually burst out onto the runway and broke this model’s leg.
From Erin Fetherston’s Spring 2009 Collection
Heeere comes the braaaaaaa….
